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November 19, 2008

Breakup haiku: 5-7-5 24/7!

Filed under: Treats — posted by Breakup Girl @ 11:44 am

Palin haiku? Done.

BG haiku? Once a year.

Breakup haiku: Now!

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Attractive Women, Nice Guy, at impasse

Filed under: Treats — posted by Breakup Girl @ 8:28 am


Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman

(BG, however, remains more than open to talks.)

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November 18, 2008

Odd pancake behaviors?

Filed under: News — posted by Breakup Girl @ 10:15 am

BG has immense patience for most “picky” daters. (”Picky?” About the person you want to spend your life with?) But for picky eaters, less so.

And now this:

You know what’s a turnoff? Men who are picky eaters. I’m not saying it’s fun in women, either, but I haven’t had to live as intimately with women for a while now. So it was kind of shocking to learn that Barack Obama, our dashing president-crush-elect, is apparently rife with food neuroses. Since the campaign post-mortems started coming out last week, we’ve learned that the President-elect has weird aversions, hang-ups, odd pancake behaviors and a strong abstemious streak — none of which his wife, Michelle, seems to share. As a woman who’s lived with picky men, I can relate. As a voter, I feel somewhat blindsided.

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November 17, 2008

Lookin’ for love in all the Roppongi places

Filed under: News — posted by Rose @ 11:40 am

Last week was a bad one for certain Japanese women and the men who love to buy them drinks. Two stories described the downmarket vibe in Tokyo’s Roppongi Hills* (it’s always the “Hills“) section, a new-money, work/play development where local gals could heretofore count on snagging a Western banker for the night, if not a lifetime. But thanks to the death/ailing of Lehman Brothers and Goldman Sachs, two firms that kept offices there, the Roppongi meat market has become a bear market.

“The well-rehearsed choreography of girls coming in from the suburbs in their finery, tasting the good life, then snagging an investment banker to prolong the party is yesterday’s dance,” death-knells the London Times, which narrowed in on one particular bar whose website copy serves up such irony-tinis as “I will not chase after the fickleness of time” and “I will not be captured by the sense of values that bind my thoughts.”

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Still at MSN.com: Campaigning for love

Filed under: Advice — posted by Breakup Girl @ 6:59 am

How do I love thee? Let me count, and recount, the ways. For folks like Al Franken and Ted Stevens — and the advice-seekers featured in Ask Lynn this month — it’s still not over. Here’s a recap:

Ask Lynn, Breakup Girl’s alter ego’s advice columns at MSN.com (powered by Match.com), is now being updated monthly rather than weekly (boo!) … but now you’ll get two new ones at a time (yay!). So, for November, we’ve got not one but two different fellas pining for two different gals who, long before election day, appear to have appointed themselves co-mayors of Mixed Messages City.

There’s

1. Waiting Gamer, wondering if his flip-flopper-in-chief will leave her lame boyfriend and be his cuddling mate for real

and

2. Rave Boy, wondering how to win back the vote of his ex, who is clearly undecided.

Read the letters and Lynn’s advice, and then come back here to comment — early and often!

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November 14, 2008

Reunion Agonizer

Filed under: Advice — posted by Breakup Girl @ 10:45 am

Classic LetterGoing back for seconds on January 12, 1998

Dear Breakup Girl,

My ex-boyfriend and I split up three months ago after being together for a year. We split up because he was confused, and I was too dependent on him for stability. Since we’ve broken up, I’ve gained a lot of self-esteem that I used to leech off of him, and we’ve been spending some time together. Although I don’t NEED him, I still care about him and have fun with him. He seems to enjoy himself, too. I’ve dated other men, but I’m just happier around my ex. When we’re together, it’s just relaxed and fun. Now I’m wondering if perhaps we should give our relationship another chance. Do you think this healthy?

– Amy

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November 13, 2008

They’ll always have New Haven

Filed under: Celebrities, News — posted by Breakup Girl @ 11:08 am

LiLo and SaRo to get engaged in Paris?

Felicitacions!

Then, we imagine, it’s off to Le Connecticut?

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“The future of the gay rights movement”

Filed under: News — posted by Breakup Girl @ 9:58 am

Per Andrew Sullivan: activist Amy Balliet.

“In marriage, God and family keep us accountable. But government is supposed to provide the rights to help us stay accountable. If we are outside of Washington state, for example, and one of us goes into the hospital, the absence of those rights makes it impossible to be able to take care of each other and to live up to the commitments we have made to one another,” she says.

Respek.

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November 12, 2008

Aniston to Angie: You’re uncool, I’m OK

Filed under: Celebrities — posted by Breakup Girl @ 4:48 pm

Everyone’s talking about how Vogue said that Jen said what Angie said was “uncool.” (And BG can’t disagree.)

But here’s Aniston’s real (and truly cool) money quote:

“This whole ‘Poor lonely Jen’ thing, this idea that I’m so unlucky in love? I actually feel I’ve been unbelievably lucky in love. I don’t feel like I’m supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I’m not. I’m right where I’m supposed to be.”

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Obabies!

Filed under: News — posted by Breakup Girl @ 3:37 pm

Already with the November-of-love children!

Update: More from Broadsheet

Some said it early; now others are saying it often: On Election Night, ecstatic voters yelled, “Yes, we can! Yes! Yes! YES!” 

Sept. 11 gave us the desperate grope for end-of-days closeness dubbed “terror sex.” Nov. 4, reportedly, has given us hope sex: the ecstatic urge to, you know, like our man in Grant Park, connect with regular people. The drive to make love, not a $6 billion war. The panting anticipation of an administration that, with the possible exception of Lynne Cheney, is not completely weird about sex. And thus — as Jezebel suggests today — given our now-possible vision of a baby-worthy world, perhaps even a tossing of condoms to the wind (especially now that we may no longer need to hoard them). Abstinence, schmabstinence, baby!

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