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May 16, 2008

My momma told me: you better shop around

Filed under: News — posted by Sadie @ 1:37 pm

“Mom! You’re totally embarrassing me! Next time you cheat on dad, get somebody cute, OK?”

According to a totally unscientific, self-selecting survey conducted by the prestigious research super-team Cookie Magazine and AOL Body, out of 30,000 respondents who self-identified as married women with children, 34% claim to be getting action between soccer practice and piano lessons, if you know what I’m saying. But this being the Internet, it’s also pretty likely that 33% of those 30,000 respondents are guys who really just like the idea of mom waiting for the UPS guy in lingerie while dad is…well, thinking about dad just ruins it.

While cheating is against the BG creed, thank God someone is at least paying attention to the sex lives of mothers, whether in actual practice or pure speculation. Though of course, actual practice would be much, much better. I mean a card on Mothers’ Day is nice, but after raising you, doesn’t she deserve a nice big, hard….hug?

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  1. Unfortunately, I think that statistic rings truer than it should.

    Some of the mom’s of my son’s friends have told me (without embarassment or shame) about their daytime shenanigans…. almost as if they were proud of them. I find this sad to say the least. How’s a guy supposed to compete when he has to be at work all day to support his philandering wife?

    Sheesh!

    Comment by Rebekah — May 16, 2008 @ 2:45 pm

  2. LOL note to self: start work-at-home internet business and quit desk-job asap

    Comment by Jay Cataldo — May 16, 2008 @ 3:29 pm

  3. I think that what Rebekah adressed about the pride thing is dead right. Particularly if they’re having some fun with someone good looking or younger, like Diane Lane in that movie where she was married to Richard Gere. Except for she wasn’t proud.

    But I feel like people think it’s “trendy”, or something.

    Comment by Abby — May 18, 2008 @ 12:13 am

  4. I agree with the “trendy” thing. Let’s blame it all on Ashton.

    Comment by Jay Cataldo — May 18, 2008 @ 4:25 pm

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