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December 12, 2008

“My bike hit a pothole and I have this huge bruise on my inner thigh…”

Filed under: Comedy,Psychology — posted by Rose @ 9:14 am

Fer rills, yo, that’s what a booty-call buddy once said to me late at night when I was already in his bed and awaiting our usual pillow romp. In fact, he used that sexcuse (I just made up that word) for a good week and a half, until I finally decided this guy was either a) kinda gay, b) hellbent on annihilating my self-esteem, or c) a full-on, French royalty hemophiliac.

How do you think that one compares to these lame-o sex dodges guys use?


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  2. I agree, some of those excuses are really lame.

    On the other hand, a man has the right to say “no” to sex at any time for any reason. (If a woman has the right, so does a man.)

    Are you really sure that you want to hear his real reason instead of the excuse (regardless of whether it’s polite or lame)? I can remember a couple cases where I was suddenly “no longer in the mood”.

    Since you want real reasons instead of excuses, I’ll give a couple of my reasons: “Honey, I’m not sure whether it’s you or your clothes, but something smells of stale sweat … and it’s probably your sweater. How on earth did it pass the ‘sniff test’ before you put it on?”

    And … “I know we were having phone sex before you came over, and I also expected things to go beyond talk once you got here. But you must have eaten garlic or something for lunch, because it smells like something crawled into your mouth and died. There’s no way I’m going to stick my tongue in there now.”

    Can you see why I didn’t want to explain my real reason to these ladies?

    Just out of curiosity, when the situation is reversed, do you give an excuse to the man, or do you tell the ugly truth?

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