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December 12, 2008

“My bike hit a pothole and I have this huge bruise on my inner thigh…”

Filed under: Comedy,Psychology — posted by Rose @ 9:14 am

Fer rills, yo, that’s what a booty-call buddy once said to me late at night when I was already in his bed and awaiting our usual pillow romp. In fact, he used that sexcuse (I just made up that word) for a good week and a half, until I finally decided this guy was either a) kinda gay, b) hellbent on annihilating my self-esteem, or c) a full-on, French royalty hemophiliac.

How do you think that one compares to these lame-o sex dodges guys use?

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