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Revenge Anonymous

Filed under: Advice — posted by Breakup Girl @ 9:16 am

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Doing unto others on May 25, 1998

Dear Breakup Girl,

I went out with this guy for a few days, then all of a sudden, he breaks up with me for this slut who just dumped her boyfriend. These two aren’t even going out and the worst part is that he told my best friend that I hated her and she didn’t talk to me for three days. I want to know, how I can get revenge while remaining anonymous?

– Miss Pissed

Dear Miss Pissed,

When Careers Day rolls around, don’t bother visiting the CIA booth. Given that it would come right on the heels of the incident(s) you describe, there is no covert operation you could run that wouldn’t have your fingers all over it. Plus, Breakup Girl is not at all convinced that these folks are worth it. That was a lame-ass, pointless move on his part — and frankly, it was even lamer for your so-called best friend to believe him without checking with you first. Revenge — especially given the elaborate effort it would take you to avoid suspicion — is so not worth it here. Your mission, and you should choose to accept it: quit calling other girls “sluts.” That doesn’t help.

Love,
Breakup Girl


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  1. [...] Source: http://www.breakupgirl.net/?p=5316 [...]

    Pingback by Revenge Anonymous — January 12, 2011 @ 12:05 pm

  2. I’ve been looking for somewhere to share my story. I feel like letting it out.
    My name is Jay. I dated a guy named Patrick. For a year and three months. It’s kinda impressive for me since I’m a minor. That one relationship really changed me and made me a lot smarter about relationships.
    I met Patrick when I was in the 8th grade. Patrick was a junior in Highschool. We started dating. My mom didnt know, though. We were on & off from January till May. The last day of school I broke up with him, because I knew we wouldn’t see each other. I did what was best. In June, my grandpa, my best friend, died. I was stupid and snuck out during the night with some friends. I got grounded, got my phone taken away, and my mom for some reason blocked his number on my phone. I didn’t get my
    Phone back till August, when I went back to school. I was a freshman in Highschool. The first day of school, I walked into the lunchroom with my friend Amber. And there was Patrick. I walked up to him and said Hey. And he was standing with his friend Eric. And I was talking to him and Patrick was staring at me and Eric had to smack him. And Eric asked me who I was. And Patrick said “This is Jay. We dated last year.” And Eric just nodded. I said my goodbyes. I missed him. I wanted to be with him. So bad.
    When I got home from school I unblocked his number and texted him. I guess you could say I “expressed” my love. He then returned the favor. And told me how he was in love with me. So we were officially dating.
    We dated for a month. He gave me a note & made me a CD. Not even a week after that, he dumped me because we “didn’t see each other enough.” I just said Whatever. This went on for a week. We then, got back together. Of course. We dated until October. But, in September, I found out something huge about him. That I hadn’t known since we had met. I was sitting with him at lunch. His friend Eric says “Patrick I can’t believe you sat at that party and smoked at least three joints.” It just shocked me. I hadn’t known until then. I just ignored them. I was more upset than mad. I wish I would’ve been mad. And what’s worse is as soon as Eric said that Patrick looked at me and asked me if I was okay. I said yeah. And left it at that. I felt like none of his friends liked me after that. As if I was a bad influence (what.). He walked me to class after lunch and told me he didn’t want me to worry about it. I didn’t know much about weed and “being high.” So I said “What if you get so messed up on drugs you cheat on me or something.” And he got all mad and said I “didn’t trust him.” Well no, I just found out about something I didn’t know, and you didn’t tell me about. So I just moved on. And ignored it. In October my mom found out about Patrick. We started hanging out more outside of school. We dated till Thanksgiving. My birthday is November 27th. And that year, it was thanksgiving was two days before my birthday. On thanksgiving, Patrick told me “Im so thankful for you, (: Ill see you tonight at eight.” I remember the text so clearly. I was at my Aunts for thanksgiving. I sat there until 8:30. And so I texted him and said where are you. He didn’t text back till 10 saying “I’m not gonna make it.” I said “Well no fuckin dip.” I was so mad. He called me and said that he was with family. So I apologized. Thanksgiving is about family. But on that phone call he told me that he would be in college next year and that there’s a 90% chance we won’t last. So he just broke it off. Phone call ended. I got on Facebook. This blonde bitch was posting pictures of Patrick and her. I was furious. He ditched me on thanksgiving for that blonde bitch. I called him. It was midnight. I was so mad, he answered and I said “Did you fucking cheat on me?” I rarely say the F word so he knew I was mad. And he was like no what are you talking about. And I told him. And he was like I stopped there for a little. It was nothing, he said. I just went off. It was feeling good until I felt the tears coming. I then just started bawling my eyes out. Telling him how stupid I was for falling for him. And how much I missed my papaw. He then started crying. We did this till 3 am. I fell asleep. The next day I went out with my friend Briana. We went shopping. And I met a guy there. He goes to my school. His names Ryan. We hit it off at the mall. And he asked for my number. Somehow, Patrick found out. And got mad and said how Ryan only wants sex. Later that night, I was talking to Ryan on the phone. At midnight, Patrick texted me and told me happy birthday. And I was on the phone with Ryan. And he told me happy birthday, too. I felt like a hoe. So I told Ryan I had to go. Me and Ryan talked for a bout a week. And Patrick had been right. Ryan was a huge druggie, and wanted me for money. And occasionally he’d try to get me to sext him. Which I didn’t. I just moved on with life. Around the second week of December, it was the Christmas dance. Patrick asked me to go to it with him. I was so iffy about it. But I went anyway. We ended up leaving the dance early and making out in McDonald’s parking lot.(LOL). We went strong until February. He broke up with me again for “college.” He dumped me the day before Valentines day too. He’s good at that. Then I just gave up. I realized, he wasn’t worth it. I just ignored him. I realized other people had it worse than me. In march he told me he missed me an stuff. And I said No, I’m tired of dating and then breaking up two weeks later. It’s a waste of time. And I just told him I was done. He respected it and moved on. I just moved on and hung out with a bunch of friends. In March he started dating a girl from a different city. They didn’t even last two weeks. On spring break, I had a heart attack. I have bad heart problems. And for some reason my mom thought notifying everyone in my phone was a good idea. All he told my mom was “Sorry”. I was kinda mad, but let it go cuz it seemed like him. In May I met Ben. A guy I liked. Patrick started dating another girl at my school. I was over him. I just let it go. I actually Thought they were cute together. Me & Ben lasted about a month. But I dumped him, because he wasn’t over his ex. And Now, a year later. Me & Patrick are actually really good friends. So, yeah. There is hope. Don’t be sad about a break up.
    Thank you, if you read all of this.

    Comment by MissJay — March 28, 2013 @ 9:25 am

  3. Oh, Jay. You have been through a LOT! And you came out of it with great perspective for others. Thanks so much for taking the time to share it.
    Love,
    BG

    Comment by Breakup Girl — April 17, 2013 @ 9:47 pm

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