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March 26, 2008

Compulsory Obsession

Filed under: Advice — posted by Breakup Girl @ 10:46 am

Classic LetterQuestioning loyalty from January 9, 1998… 

Dear Breakup Girl,
How can you make your boyfriend stay and love you forever and ever? How can you convey to him the value of loyalty, avid affection and obsession? Answer me! Very important! You can get a reward or even a trophy if you answer these questions.
— Sky

Dear Sky,
If Breakup Girl knew that, she’d be out of a job (or rich, or in prison). Seriously, though, I printed your letter because I like your style — but you don’t know how many people have asked me that question with no hint of irony whatsoever.

So listen up, everyone, to this IMPORTANT BREAKUP GIRL MAXIM: You can’t make anyone do anything. Think about it: did your parents ever really make you do anything? Even if they did, did you want to when they did? Was your heart in it? The more they made you eat your rutabagas, the more you hated rutabagas, right?

So, you guys: do not, repeat, DO NOT do the rutabaga thing on your intended. Find someone who — without needing your help — treats you as the fresh and tasty thing that you are!

Breakup Girl


  1. You don’t want anyone whom you have to make love you or stay with you. YOu should want someone who wants to be with you who finds it natural to be with you. Also most people stay with each other because they have the same beliefs and/or interests. Appreciate the person you are with, have some shared interests and give him some space when he needs it. I had a boyfriend who was into motorcycles and he and his friends would take trips together and it was always great when he got home.
    Don’t sell your self short by thinking you have to make someone love you. If you want someone who understands what it means to be in a relationship then talk to him about it and see if he has the same value system

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