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July 21, 2010

Jen’s Ethiopian Dreamboat!

Filed under: Celebrities, Comedy — posted by Abby @ 2:38 pm

Spot-on (especially considering this recent little mishap):


Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33-Year-Old Boyfriend From Africa

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July 28, 2009

What’s your favorite breakup movie?

Filed under: media — posted by Maria @ 10:43 am
[Note: We are  powerless to remove the italics from this post. We believe that at this point only robots can help.]
The Canadian Press’s Things That Go Pop! pop culture blog has listed the five best breakup movies of all time. I was with them on “Casablanca” (1942) and “Annie Hall” (1977), but then the blogger decided that the 00’s was a decade that ranked three spots on the list. Of the three, I’m willing to give him “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” (2004), because who amongst us HASN’T wanted to have the memory of a very bad breakup erased? But there’s nothing better from the 50’s, 60’s, 80’s(!), or 90’s that outranks “All the Real Girls” (2003) and “The Break Up” (2006) — a movie that even Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn didn’t bother to see? (And that is misspelled. Breakup, noun, is one word, as in Breakup Girl, the superhero/grammar stickler. Break up, verb, no hyphen, is two.) Posters to the site seem to be favoring “High Fidelity,” which is also from the 00’s (2000, to be exact), as missing from the list. What’s your vote?

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March 24, 2009

He’s just not that into you, Jen

Filed under: Celebrities, News — posted by Chris @ 5:18 pm

According to The Telegraph, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer broke up because of his “Twitter obsession!”

The source added: “Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates. Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’.”

Sounds easy enough, but you see, girls require more than 140 characters at a time.

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November 12, 2008

Aniston to Angie: You’re uncool, I’m OK

Filed under: Celebrities — posted by Breakup Girl @ 4:48 pm

Everyone’s talking about how Vogue said that Jen said what Angie said was “uncool.” (And BG can’t disagree.)

But here’s Aniston’s real (and truly cool) money quote:

“This whole ‘Poor lonely Jen’ thing, this idea that I’m so unlucky in love? I actually feel I’ve been unbelievably lucky in love. I don’t feel like I’m supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I’m not. I’m right where I’m supposed to be.”

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August 15, 2008

Johnifer is no more

Filed under: Celebrities, News — posted by Breakup Girl @ 9:38 pm

Oops.

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