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Breakup Girl has left the building!
I've been on vacation all week -- no, not in Tuscany -- in Montana's breathtaking Glacier National Park.
The original draw was, of course, a wedding. But
now that I've got both Paul and Betsy
aboard, I can afford to take a little more time off (SO THAT, RESTED, I CAN
BETTER SERVE YOU WHEN I RETURN).
Whose wedding, you ask? Well -- pay attention, Gregoire -- let me be the first to dispel rumors
of the clandestine union of BG and BG-It-Boy Adam Goldberg. (I'm sure I'm the
first, 'cause I started them.) No, it's the very dear son of very dear friends
of the family. Who is quite a bit younger than I. When justifying my presence
on the guest list for the "family" barbeque, he said, "Well,
BG's like my ... sister." According to his mother, he started to
say "little sister."
While I'm not going on an actual Wedding Tour this
year, my nuptial calendar is, as always, quite full. Somehow I have a feeling
we'll address that in the next Breakup Girl
LIVE, "Someone Old, Someone New, Someone Blue" this Thursday,
June 10 (yes, as part of NYC's Toyota Comedy Festival, it's one week later than
usual, this month only) at Gotham Comedy Club and, of course, at comedynet.com.
And now, in honor of my visit to
Country, I bring
you just a few really
(Randomly enough, they
just happen to all be from women. This doesn't Mean Anything.)
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