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Dear Breakup Girl,

My boyfriend of 1 1/2 years is 49, and told me he's invited a 22 year old salesgirl to his home for lunch this week. I didn't like it, and we had a big fight. He says it's just to thank her and let her see the product she sold him installed. Should I break up with this guy? (He's been unfaithful to me in the past.)

-- Rachelle

Dear Rachelle,

Ever notice how just about anything, in certain contexts, can sound dirty? (cf. "full cleveland," "find my yo-yo," "cookie duster," etc.)? Well, in this case, the phrase in question probably is. What did she install, the mirror above his bed? "Seeing the product she sold him" is "hiding from potato thieves," Rachelle. I don't recommend that you buy anything else from him.

Love,
Breakup Girl

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