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VIII.The "New" World

The return of brave explorers from distant lands with exotic spices, luxury textiles, and precious gems leads to a temporary increase in the number of women who stay in relationships longer than they mean to.

 

IX. The American Revolution

Records of tavern gossip document the personal rebellion of one feisty female colonial who broke things off with a member of her local militia by tossing a mug of grog in his face and exclaiming: "No wonder they call you a Minute-Man!" This remark soon becomes known as "the parting shot heard 'round the world."

 
NEXT: X. Early-Modern Europe

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A World History of the Breakup:

Big Bang

Geologic Ages

Near East

Classical Antiquity

Roman Empire

Middle Ages

Renaissance

The New World & Revolution

Europe

Industrial Revolution

Modern America

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