Kittens! It's been simply forever. How are you? As for me, life just doesn't get any more fabulous. When I'm not cat-sitting for JLo and Ben, I can usually be found knocking back a Black Russian at my favorite new mid-Town bevanderie, Pavlov -- Ivan, ring my bell!
In the meantime, of course, I'm keeping an eye on our local flock of urban glitterati. All I can tell you is that Sarah Jessica Parker took my advice ("Less 'Sex in the City,' more 'Babes in Arms') and Britney didn't ("NYLA? Sweetie, the name is taken.").
But, oh, the adventures we had, you and I! Remember the memories? How we thrilled at the exploits of Kathy & Mike, Brad & Jen, Anna Nicole & Vicodin! And how much did we all love the utterly surveillant celebrity spotting competition, Glam-Quest 2000? (Is it just me, or is everyone spying on everyone these days?) Ah, good times, good times.
Well, my long-lost lovelies, be sure to let me know next time you're in town. We'll set up a little tete-a-tete at this very swank, secretive spot I know. You can buy the drinks and I'll tell you absolutely everything!
Breakup Girl created by Lynn Harris & Chris Kalb