December 3, 1999
YES, SHE WEARS A HELMET. Marissa Markellon of Shelton, CT is a rare -- and winning -- girl in the sport of dirt-bike racing. Did I mention that she's 7? ( She won the 4- to 6-year-old division title last summer.) Breakup Mom, aren't you glad that I just play something nice, like ice hockey?
FONTFACES OF EVIL. Wanna know how your name would look in front of "...the Vampire Slayer?" Visit fontface.com to download the real-live Buffy script...and many others.
LEADERS FORMERLY KNOWN AS HOMEMAKERS. The Future Homemakers of America has officially changed its name to "Family, Career and Community Leaders of America." Now can we pay them?
THE MOST BORING CELEBRITIES OF THE YEAR. The Boring Institute announces its annual list, including Jesse Ventura and The Weather. Which, if you ask me, is more interesting than Neve Campbell.
"SHE WANTS A PASHMINA SHAWL, AND A CONSULTATION WITH A PSYCHIC..." Saturdays through December 18, "psychic shopper" Joanna Ammonds will be available to predict your loved ones' wish list Saturdays through Dec. 18 at the Gurnee Mills Mall.
webRIOT. You no longer have to settle for yelling "Who is Martha Quinn?" at the screen: in its next step toward global domination, MTV brings us the first actually-interactive on-air/online game show. Wow. What if you all could compete, simultaneously, to be Predicament of the Week?
"OVER THE Y2K HYPE" HYPE. It's the SAME THING!
Breakup Girl created by Lynn Harris & Chris Kalb