Dear Breakup Girl,
I have a serious problem, BG. Have you ever heard of a person's entire head
of hair going gray due to a particularly crappy breakup? There was fully an
inch of it coming out of my head before I took the matter (the bottle) into my
own hands. I am young! I swear it! Could it be possible that a good, solid
rebound might somehow reverse this procedure? Please say it's so...
-- The Silver Queen
P.S. I tried the "relapse" first, and although it seemed to help
somehow, it didn't really work on my hair.
Dear Silver Queen,
I prescribe Grecian Formula. As in: 1 round trip
ticket to Crete + 1 great little dress = 1 man out of hair.