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Some records trace the origin of Labor Day to a proposal by Peter McGuire,
general secretary of the Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners and a co-founder
of the American Federation of Labor, that we create a day to honor those
"who from rude nature have delved and carved all the grandeur we
behold." Others credit Matthew Maguire, a machinist. Breakup Girl's
supercomputer has also turned up evidence of one Moxie Maguire, founding
president of the International Federation of Lonely Hearts, Paterson, NJ local,
who suggested a holiday to mark the official end of summer romance and last
opportunity to wear white shoes until Memorial Day.
It's ironic, then, that the only people doing any actual labor today are:
(1) the guys on grill duty, and (2) movers. Yes, even though summer sparks may
today be stamped out, Labor Day -- if all the trucks around BG HQ containing
two sets of everything are any indication -- is also a big day for taking
year-round relationships to the next level. To wit:
More than "a Drawer:" Living
According to the US Census Bureau, there were 500,000 couples living
together in 1970; now there are more than 3.7 million. Slightly more than half
of adults in their 20s and 30s have lived with a squeeze. Why such a dramatic
rise? Factors may include: economic necessity, relaxation of taboos, increased
desire to freak out parents.
But more important than the question of why couples love-shack is this: what
happens when they do?
Two recent studies offer some concrete answers.
1. A Penn State study found that cohabiters are less enthusiastic about
marriage than those who live with their parents. Now, before you say,
"Duh, I'd marry The Grinch to get out of living at home!" allow me to
finesse this finding. Point is: living together actually caused couples
to get less psyched about getting married. Now, before you say, "Duh,
'cause they realize they'd be marrying the Grinch!"let me further finesse.
They don't get less psyched about each other; they get less psyched about
marrying each other -- and more psyched about keeping things the way they
2. Just last month, a Bowling Green (Ohio) State University study presented
to the American Sociological Association found that in some cases, moving in
can get you down. Of the couples studied, the measure of "life
satisfaction" was highest for married couples and next-highest for couples
who lived together two years or less (that is, until marriage or breakup).
Whose "life satisfaction" was at rock bottom? Long-term
live-ins . Huh. And notably, cohabiting women with kids were significantly
more depressed than married mothers. Sociologist Susan Brown surmises that
what's behind these blues is the wear and tear of, if you will, the
relationship's permanent impermanence.
Now that I reread them, I see that putting
these studies together in close quarters underscores their trivial differences.
Funny, that. But anyway, what we can distill from both of them -- and from
pretty common credence -- is this: living together does not necessarily work as
a dress rehearsal for marriage. How come? Well, for one thing, you've said
"I do" only to the landlord, not to each other; there's always --
in theory -- a relatively easy out (unless you live in Manhattan, where
the only way to get a good place is to marry a landlord). It's NOT the
But I'm not telling you not to live together, I'm just telling you not to do
it as a dry-run. Do it because you can't stand to go one minute in the morning
without seeing each other. Do it because you're totally committed to each other
and aren't interested in the institution of marriage. Do it because your
housemates have already turned your room into a study, anyway. Okay?
Other than that, BG does not have a particular pro or con position on living
together -- she prefers to evaluate your lovenests on a place-to-place basis.
Just a couple more things to note, though, as you load up the U-Haul of love:
(1) your cohabitation will make it approximately 89% more difficult for your
friends to find worthwhile wedding presents, and (2) make no mistake: even if
you live in the same room, you will still email each other. Oh, and if you're
looking for someone to live with, consider attending the next social at the
Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners. They sound rather handy.
And now, speaking of "rude nature"...
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