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NEXT LETTER > Dear Breakup Girl, I'm 17 and my boyfriend of almost four months just broke up with me. The problem is, I am not very upset. I cried for about two days, but now I feel fine. I loved him and everything, but I thought I would be more upset. Is this weird? -- Sandy
By plugging these numbers into Breakup Girl's Supercomputer, I confirmed that 2 days is the exact right amount of time for a 17 year old to cry over a 4-month relationship. You, wisely, did the purgefest that Frantic (see above) skipped. Well done. You're totally fine. Love, < PREVIOUS LETTER || NEXT LETTER > |
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