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Dear Breakup Girl,

Currently I am living with my girlfriend as of 1.75 years. Things are not going so well, in fact it's a bomb waiting to explode. We disagree about everything, we have nothing in common, I am not attracted to her anymore, and I don't like having sex with her anymore. During the course of our sorry excuse for a relationship we broke up and got back together ~5 times. To make the matter worse her younger sister moved in with us last week. The sister and I click incredibly well, we have a lot in common, and there is an electric mutual attraction between us. I really want to pursue a long lasting relationship with her sister. My girlfriend has already threatened several times to leave, and her sister has already stated that she is staying no matter what.

I know sisters and girls have this code of not going out with a friends boyfriend etc, but how can I accomplish the following... 1) Break up with my girlfriend, we have no reason to be together. 2) Somehow get the sisters to remain friends. 3) Successfully get with the sister without ruining our great friendship.

I NEED HELP!!! Thanks for any advice you can give me.

--ppph

Dear ppph,

1) Not exactly gray-area: move out. 2) Not your problem. 3) Not going to dignify that with a response.

Love,
Breakup Girl

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