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Dear Breakup Girl,
What do you do if you have a vacation planned with your significant other but you want to break up with her?
--John

Dear John,
Few things are less romantic than a romantic vacation with someone who's planning to dump you. Do the deed; take a buddy.
Love,
Breakup Girl

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