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Dear Breakup Girl,

My question may fall under the "colosally stupid question" category, but nonetheless, I will ask it. What is the secret to the clubs? I've got the clothes, the looks, and even the damn cologne. Why is it that the women in the club ignore me?

-- LF


Dear LF,

The damn cologne.

Love,
Breakup Girl

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