New Old Tricks for the Dog Days
or, If It's Not the Heat and It's Not the Humidity, It Must Be
by Amy Halloran
Summer has hit us with a vengeance, at least here in the Northeast. Spring
got the boot early this year, so we haven't had the chance to watch the trees
leaf out, musing about love's buds and possibilities. What to do?
Why not take the bull by the hot horns -- wear gloves if you must -- and move
backwards in time to some tried-and-true ways to find true love? Or at least
some easy-going summertime companionship.
The ways our parents met can seem
quaint, but our parents did meet. And if you're looking for ways to add
some new people to your social circle, maybe the past has some valuable hints.
If it was Good Enough for Dobie Gillis...
The other night I passed a drive-in movie theater at twilight. The car in front
of me slowed as a woman walked across the sky-wide screen. (Wait a second. Was
she topless? Or was her top flesh-colored?) But even better than what I saw
was what I started remembering.
The lore and lure of the drive-in theater was well-established by the time
I started practicing kissing, in the late 70s. My lifetime sweetheart and I
decided it was time to take in a very big picture show. We watched a movie take
over the sky while our babe slept in the backseat. Families surrounded us during
the first feature. Then the mating game changed from settled to seeking.
and convertibles started to roll in for the second flick, the big dating draw.
If I didn't already have me a date for this summer, I'd head for the nearest
drive-in, bring a hopeful pair of lawn chairs, a blanket, and a bag of homemade
snacks. Who could resist a brown paper bag of popcorn, smothered in real butter,
offered up by a cute stranger under the stars? Or maybe even sharing a swig
from a bottle of Dr. Pepper? Okay, if you're not ready to swap spit before you
get around to phone numbers, bring a six pack of whatever beverage suits your
fancy. You can also find a wide variety of easy-to-share candy, like licorice
Not convinced that the drive-in is still going strong in America? Well, there
are plenty of perky theater-owners who would disagree. Richard
Hollingshead opened the first drive-in theater on June 6, 1933. Now there
are almost 4,000 in online database. And just a couple of weeks ago, more than
a hundred drive-ins across the country to honor Hollingshead's contribution
to American dating. Don't worry, there are just a
few simple rules that you will want to learn (dim those lights!). And hey,
even if you're taking a road-trip this summer, you
can just pick up a copy of the Pocket
Drive-In Locator and stop in for a quick flick under the stars just about
anywhere you go.
So hang out in the B-movie section of your favorite video store, scan the,
um, selections, and see if you can find someone you want to invite to a special
cinematic event outdoors. If that sounds like a dodgy way to fill your passenger
seat, think about your list of Platonic Pals. Which one (or ones) do you want
to progress to the next letter of
the alphabet, to R for Romantic?
I Scream, You Scream...
The drive-in is not the only ancient mating ground being rediscovered this
summer. Consider the dairy bar. Out
in the country and even in urban areas that were once on the outskirts of cities,
lit plastic softserve swirls stand high on the side of the road, calling on
all to stop and get a mixed twist with colored sprinkles. After baseball and
softball games these places are packed, and it is so much more pleasant to cruise
the menu of flavors out in the open, rather than in a dark bar.
Bear in mind that often, more hungers are served at these joints than sweet
tooths - many dairy bars are also full-fledged
fish frys and hamburger stands, so you can bring your entirely empty stomach
and stay through dessert, stretching your viewing time over the early evening.
Freshen up your opening lines and sidle up to something
Note! Real softserve is a food that is actually artificial in flavor
and much of its content, though that never interfered with my thorough enjoyment
of it. Aficionados of the true frozen twirl appreciate only genuine frozen custard,
a product lighter in calories and stronger in flavor than hard ice cream. The
Kohr Brother's claim to have invented
the stuff and sold it first on Coney Island in 1919. Of course, there are many other custard brands and locations, especially
in Wisconsin and Illinois, that boast
Find Yourself a Jerk... the Good Kind
fountains are another fabled place of introduction. They have been around
cities and towns forever, for almost 200 years. And with a little help from
you, they won't go extinct any time soon (it's a mutually beneficial relationship,
the one between you and your local soda fountain). Have an egg cream, a sundae,
a cone of homemade hard ice cream. If you go solo maybe you'll find someone
at the counter to make a summer's worth of treks to these living shrines of
Americana. Worried about the calories? Get there by bike!
And, if these ideas don't get your dance card filled, there is always the extreme
route, and this is a route indeed. Quit your job and get an ice cream truck!
You could pedal a cart while peddling fudgsicles, creamsicles, and ice cream
sandwiches. Or you could drive a mini-van, converted postal jeep, or whatever
vehicle suits your fancy and holds a small freezer. You can choose the kind
of music you'll use to draw young and old to your ice cream parlor on wheels.
Whether hip-hop, classical, or traditional, the tune you carry will be an obvious
conversation piece. Keep a pen and pad of paper handy for catching and releasing
There are many things we're glad we've left behind in this country, to be sure.
But when it comes to a long, lonely, hot-and-humid summer nights, there are
still a few classic places we can rely on. And that's good news, too.
Because folks, it looks like it's going to be a scorcher....
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