Cheating-on tests
A playa-dater from February 9, 1998…
Dear Breakup Girl,
My problem is that it always seems that the guys who want to get involved with me are the ones who have girlfriends waiting at home for them. One guy in particular introduced me to his girlfriend without my even having a clue that he had one. I’m really afraid of repeating the same mistake. Do you know of any signs or signals that I can look for to ensure that this will not continue to happen?
— Completely Misunderstood
Dear Misunderstood,
Use the word “scrunchie” in a sentence. If he understands you, he’s got a Betty back at home. (Alternate test word: “loofah.”)
Love,
Breakup Girl