“Honey, there’s something I need to tell you. I’m a lycanthrope.”
“Wait. A what? Is that that word that means you’re stingy? Or no, isn’t that something you do in Cirque de Soleil?”
“Not exactly … ”

How to break the news to your partner that you’re a werewolf? Consult The Werewolf’s Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten
by FOBGs Ritch Duncan and Bob Powers, out today!

Watch this space for a forthcoming Q&A with the authors — but meanwhile, some tips for The Talk: