Happy Fourth of July, everyone!

Please enjoy these midsummer treats from BreakupGirl.net. Just please — says Breakup Mom — wear a hat. Unless you’re Paul.

• Breakup Girl’s Magic Beach Ball!
• BG’s advice on summer love
• New tricks for the dog days: hot summer dates
• BBQ how-to
• BG’s European Vacation
• Independence Day! All about moving on / being sunnily single
• Watermelon.